Why do I see a Frat boy in our future?!

A couple weekends ago something happened that left me speechless and shocked. While I was inside (kitchen) making breakfast and doing dishes, Will was running in and out of the house. I could see and hear him fine, so I didn't suspect much when the door closed for the last time and he went to play. With the last load of dishes soaking and dinner in the oven, I stepped outside. I didn't see or hear Will... so, I called him. Then I heard giggling. Oh dear... Will was squatting in between the car and the wall with a BEER!!!! He somehow figured out that if he threw it just right it'd make a whole in the bottom and pop the top. So, he's my 2 1/2yr old son shot gunning a beer for breakfast!!! I (of course) took it away.... Will was begging me to give it back with "Ma, maaaaa, ma!" and following me. After I set the can in the sink, Will ran back outside and proceeded to grab his "stash" on his little table. Before I could even get to him again, he started throwing it on the ground!! Needless to say I took all of the beers away and gave them ALL away!! (We don't drink beer... and those had been sitting outside in the cooler since Feb.)
FYI- I already had the camera with me... its part of my "going outside" attire. 

The following weekend he locked us out of the house!! UGH!! Are we having fun yet?! :)